A spokesthingy for Toronto's Finest (TM) said initial information suggests that two vehicles, a black SUV and a white BMW, were travelling at a high rate of speed -- between 55 and 70 mph -- along Wilson Avenue.
When the two cars reached the intersection at Bathurst Street, the black SUV cleared the intersection but the BMW... errr... did not.
The BMW struck the driver's side of a southbound TTC bus and the impact of the collision caused the TTC vehicle to spin around, facing northbound. When officers arrived on scene, they found the BMW in flames. (Nothing was said about whether it was an electric model.)
Officers were able to pull 2 occupants from the vehicle and extinguish the fire. Of the 4 occupants of the BMW, 2 were out on bail for offences including armed robbery.
QUIZ: What percentage of the occupants of the BMW are likely to have been black? (a) 50%. (b) 75%. (c) 100%.
Bonus question: Assuming the answer to the above question to be (c), what do you think the are the chances are of the occupants of the black SUV being white? (a) 50%. (b) 25%. (c) 0%.
Woke grading scale: You don't need to submit your answers, unless you really want to, as there is no failure in our modern school system. The important thing is that you did your best.
Submitted by Agent 3, who was born in Toronto but never goes there any more.