"He's so weird," sez Hock Ptui

Ed. here. I don't know who's responsible for the spelling of the one-quarter Black candidate's new nickname (explained here), but I'm guessing he/she/it/xe's a product of American education, where phonics is no longer used to help people spell. 

Our style guide here at WWW has been amended to show that Ms Harris's nickname should be spelled "Hock Ptui". That's closer to the actual sound...

And while we're at it... "'Heels-up' Harris" is no longer acceptable. The more accurate appellation would be "'Knees-down' Harris". 

Yeah, I know. Name-calling is kind of juvenile. But Walt isn't the one calling President Trump "the Orange Man" or Senator Vance "weird".

MUSIC VIDEO: All I want for Christmas is...

Hey, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, friends and neighbours! It's that time of year again! Walt is checking the weather forecast.... 

Sung by The Drifters. Cartoon by Joshua Held. Featuring Clyde McPhatter, tenor, and Bill Pinkney, lead bass. An animated holiday Christmas card, sent with best wishes to all who share the sentiment.

Note from Ed.: SJWs needn't bother sending us complaints about hidden "dog-whistle" messages. Check out this photo of The Drifters. OK?!

VIDEO: Support mental health... or else!

WARNING: This post contains links to animated material which some may find offensive, politically incorrect, disgusting and even... wait for it... unAmerican! 

Walt has been down in the dumps since January 20th, for reasons that should be obvious to anyone who follows the news. Sleepy Joe's Executive Orders suspend deportations of illegal aliens, welcome transgender perverts into the military, and kill KXL at the cost of 1000s of union jobs. 

And that's only the beginning of the Californication of America. Depressing, isn't it? Or it could be that I've just got the January blahs. when I get feeling like this, I dust off the old VCR and plug in my complete collection of Ren & Stimpy cartoons, including this cheerful song by Stinky Wizzleteats. Enjoy!

   

There. Don't you feel better now? All part of Walt's campaign for better mental health! 

Can't understand why Ren & Stimpy didn't last longer. Maybe Nickelodeon wasn't the right platform. [Ya think?! Ed.] Lamestream media... BAH! Footnote: John Kricfalusi, the creator of Ren & Stimpy, was Canadian. From 1989 to 1992, he was heavily involved with the first two seasons of the show in virtually every aspect of its production, including providing the voice of Ren Höek and other characters. He parted ways with the producers due to "creative differences". 

Than, in the late 1990s, he created the first cartoons made exclusively for the Internet: The Goddamn George Liquor Program and Weekend Pussy Hunt. He returned to television with The Ripping Friends and the adult animation spin-off Ren & Stimpy "Adult Party Cartoon", reviewed (unfavourably) here. The Goddamn George Liquor Program won the 1999 Annie Award for "Outstanding Achievement in an Animated Interactive Production". Good show, John. Get well soon!