A Canadian man walks into a bar...

Agent 9 enjoyed "A (something) walks into a bar..." so much that he sent us this contribution.

A guy goes into a bar in Toronto where there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy replies, "Whiskey."
The robot brings back his drink and asks, "What’s your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
The robot asks, "What’s your drink?"
The guy answers, "Whiskey."
The robot returns with his drink and asks, "What’s your IQ?"
The man replies, "100."
The robot talks about the Raptors, Crown Royal, and the Leafs.

The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his experiment that he decides to try again.
He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he want to drink.
The man replies, "Whiskey."
The robot brings the drink and asks, "What’s your IQ?"
The man answers, "50."

The robot leans in real close and asks, "So . . . are . . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Trudeau?"

American readers may feel free to subtitute different cities, brand/team names, and candidates for the presidensity. You're welcome.

A (something) walks into a bar...

Ed. here. It's been another grim week and we need a bit of diversion. Thanks to an Agent whose checkered career included a stint teaching ESL at universities in southern China, we have some jokes circulating on an Internet forum for ESL teachers. And not just any jokes! These are the classic "A man walks into a bar" jokes. Enjoy.

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense.

A neutron walks into a bar, says "how much for a beer?"
The barkeep says, "For you, no charge."

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.

A screwdriver walks into a bar.
Bartender: "Hey, we've got a drink named after you."
Screwdriver: "Wow, you've got a drink called Dave!"

A Catholic Priest, a nun and a Hasidic Jew walk into a bar.
The bartender says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A Shetland pony walks into a bar and says, in a low, raspy voice, "I'd like a Martini, dry, stirred, with a twist."
Bartender says: Can you repeat that?
The pony repeats himself in the same low, raspy voice. So the barkeep says "Buddy, you must speak louder, I can't hear you."
The pony says, "Please, you must excuse me, I'm a little horse."

A terrorist walks into a bar.
Bartender: “What would you like?”
Terrorist: “Shots for everyone...”

Maybe too soon for that last one. If anyone has more of these -- [something] walks into a bar ONLY -- please share them in the comments section. Just click on the headline and this post will open as a separate page. The comments box is at the bottom. And yes, comments are moderated! Ed.