VIDEO: Latest from Waifu Amelia: Is YOUR job safe?

Once again, our AI darling, Waifu Amelia, says out loud what people are thinking, not just in No-longer-great Britain, but in all the AABC countries. Walt knows you're looking! Listen up!

Did you notice that the barmaid says "ma'er" for "matter"? That's an example of the glottal stop which is a hallmark of Essex English. That's the kind of English which David Beckham speaks -- a blend of traditional Cockney and Received Pronunciation.

Common throughout southeast England, the glottal stop in Essex English is a prominent feature of the Estuary English dialect, where the voiceless plosive /t/ sound is replaced by a closure of the vocal cords, particularly in the middle or at the end of words. 

t is often heard in words like "bottle" ("bo'el") or "that" ("tha'"). It grates on American and Canadian ears -- or Walt's at least -- but we'll give Amelia and her friends a pass, since Essex English is much easier to listen to than Bombay or Karachi English!

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Waifu Amelia speaks for all of us here at WWW!

VIDEO: The AI heroine that England's loony lefties don't want you to see

Notice I said "England", not "Britain" [and certainly not "Great Britain"! Ed.]? That's because the AI heroine is Waifu Amelia, an independent, subversive, England-loving, purple-haired Goth girl taking online, disgruntled Brits by storm.

Amelia's fictional backstory is that she's a schoolgirl who deeply loves British flags and culture. Wild child that she looks, Amelia is immensely proud of her country and has a real problem with the state of the so-called United Kingdom today. 

She sees the hordes of immigrants being allowed to pour into the Septic Isle not as an asset but as an invasion. And she's pissed that any public manifestation of British pride is immediately quashed by a nascent, tyrannical government now preying on its citizens, while indulging and encouraging the worst in the newcomers flooding into the tiny island. 

The problem with Amelia, according to British authorities, is that her outspoken and unfiltered views are all wrong... politically incorrect in the extreme! The discomfiture of the ruling Labour (read: leftist) party is exemplified by the booby bobby wearing a rainbow vest, arresting the old man who is stuttering, "What did I do?", to which the answer is "You tweeted rudely, and you're under arrest!"

The cheeky, freedom- and England-loving Amelia has become an icon, and that's hilarious considering where she originated. Waifu Amelia is the British government's own creation and has been around for a couple of years.

She was a bit player in Pathways, a nanny-state online game created by the government for yoofs in an effort to warn them off "right-wing extremism". She was meant to be "the far-right, anti-immigration bad girl" who tries to sway a tender and impressionable kid to join her on the wrong (read: right) side of the tracks.

The campaign turned out to be a spectacular own goal. Here's what Waifu Amelia stands for now!

Thanks to BCF for pointing us in the right direction! Ed.