And the winner, as selected by the totally impartial judges at the Babylon Bee, is... well, here are the first two paragraphs from their article, posted yesterday.
What had already been a relaxing family vacation to usher in the coming new year became the site of an even greater celebration, as news of the death of former President Jimmy Carter made it official that Joe Biden had finally claimed the title of Worst Living President.
Administration officials admitted behind the scenes that it was an achievement that Biden had worked long and hard to secure, with one insider disclosing that the president had begun to lose hope that he would finally attain it due to Carter's shocking longevity. Biden gave brief remarks to reporters upon cementing his claim to the title.
Click on the link above to read the quote from Senile Joe and the rest of the article. Walt won't even attempt to gild the lily.
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