Have you heard? The Indians (Bombay type, not those now referred to as "First Nations") have landed some equipment near the south pole of the moon! Why are they doing that? Pictures taken by the Hubble-Bubble telescope right here in Fort Mudge show their devilish plan.
Yes, folks. The idea was to carve the moon up into smaller pieces and transport them back to Earth, where India is desperate for more land to accommodate its burgeoning population. Too bad for them they only build tiny little cars, so it's going to take longer than they thought.
Memo from Ed. to Walt: That's really lame. Leave the humour to the Babylon Bee.
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