"You think because you're a celebrity you're above the law?!"

I was not a hundred miles from Bismark yesterday afternoon when the Department of Injustice released the founding affidavit which a Florida magistrate -- an Obama appointee and donor to the "Democratic" Party -- found sufficient to justify the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, President Trump's Florida home. 

So I haven't had a chance to digest the steaming pile of horseshit shovelled out by the lamestream media. Nor have I been able to read the affidavit, since it appears that about 95% of it has been "redacted" -- read: censored -- since the judge and the DOJ don't want us to see "information" that was so shocking, so scandalous, so disturbing that it must be kept from the public. And from President Brandon, apparently, since his diversity hire spokesthingy says that all Sleep Joe knows is what's in the papers.

To me, it all comes to this. Some months ago, in response to a request from the Deep State, President Trump handed over to "the authorities", some 14 boxes of documents and files which had taken home from the White House over the course of his four years in office. After months of sifting through those documents, trying to find something incriminating and coming up with nothing, the President's Police decided to go back to the well. 

"There's gotta be more than that!" is what they said in the affidavit, That's what the lickspittle media tell us was the gist of it. There might be something in there, they said, amongst the photos and comic books, which would endanger the Republic (read: Republicans) and it's our duty to find it. OK, said the judge, the Fourth Amendment doesn't protect ex-presidents any more than ordinary citizens. Not these days.

The whole fiasco reminds me of the famous Seinfeld episode in which Jerry is visited by Mr Bookman, the library copy, who is searching for a book Jerry borrowed during his high school years. 

Mr Trump wasn't at home when the President's Police knocked at the door in the middle of the night. Had he been there, I imagine the conversation might have unfolded along these same lines. "You think because you're the ex-president you're above the law?! We'll give you all the rights that we'd give anyone else!"

The FIB came away with another 20 or so boxes of materiall which they will now pour through -- like lawyers picking through flyspecks while wearing boxing gloves -- look for something, anything they can use to convince a court (the public will never believe it) that the Orange Man is truly evil and should allowed to run for any office, anywhere, at any time. And yeah, his library card should be revoked too!