"Allahu akbar!" in France - Anus horribilis!

The knife attack in New Zealand (see previous post) wasn't the only one noted in the media today. What follows is a short item seen on Breitbart News. Out of respect for Agent 2, we have avoided using a more common word to describe the orifice from which a Moroccan "irregular migrant" pulled a knife on police in Perpignan, France.

The Moroccan, whose name and religion were not disclosed by Inspector Clouseau, was arrested at Perpignan's main railway station after resisting border police attempts to pat  him down. After being taken to the cop shop, the Moroccan allegedly became aggravated and aggressive, flashing his genitals to female staff members and spitting several times on police officers.

Then, despite having been searched by police, the man managed to pull out a knife that was allegedly hidden in his anus, and threatened to harm himself while pointing the weapon at officers. The officers made attempts to negotiate with the Moroccan, but decided to subdue him with a taser. After the taser failed to have its desired effect, the migrant stabbed himself three times in the abdomen with the knife before he was disarmed.

The police union commented on the incident, as follows: "In recent years, our colleagues have increasingly been the target of hostile behaviour and aggression by foreigners in an irregular situation ready to do anything to avoid their deportation or placement in an administrative detention centre."

Wow! Who could have foreseen that?!