Yes, it's from the Babylon Bee: Google Removes Entire State of Georgia from Google Maps, 6/4/21.
Many people have long suggested that a statectomy of California and New York would be a miracle cure for all that ails the Excited States of America.
[What's a statectomy? Ed.] Glad you asked. An "ectomy" is the surgical removal of a body part. A tonsillectomy, for instance, is the removal of your tonsils.
[If they call if a tonsillectomy when they remove your tonsils, and an appendectomy when they remove your appendix, what do they call it when they remove a growth from the top of your head? Ed.] ... ... ... I don't know, what do they call it when they remove a growth from the top of your head?
[A haircut! ... Geddit? Ed.]
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