"British" man convicted of having sex with chickens, not all of them alive

Every now and then we get a bestiality story, usually involving large quadrupeds, like donkeys. This year it's (as John Cleese would say) "something completely different." This story appeared Monday in the Sun, a British tabloid. We're sure they didn't intend to incite hatred or contempt for any identifiable group of people, nor to disgust members of PETA and other animal lovers. 

A depraved "British" man has been jailed for three years for having sex with chickens, even after he killed them, while his wife filmed it for their "family vids". 

Rehan Baig, 37, was busted after a tipster told the British National Crime Agency that he had child porn, after which Inspector Knacker found "a number of indecent images of children" at his home in Bradford, according to Crown Prosecutor Abigail Langford.

She told Bradford Crown Court, "Also located among the devices interrogated were moving images showing the defendant engaging in penetrative sexual intercourse with a number of chickens. The defendant caused the death of the chickens on each occasion."

One of the videos even showing Baig having sex with one of the animals in his basement after it had died. Mr Baig's wife, Haleema, filmed him with a phone and GoPro, and the clips (which also included abuse of a dog) were kept in a file called "family vids". The prosecutor told the sentencing hearing that Mrs Baig was a "willing participant", and was "heard to make sexual encouraging remarks towards the defendant and engages in sexual intercourse with him."

Judge Richard Mansell called the "depraved, perverted and despicable" acts "beyond comprehension," saying they would make anyone "sick to the stomach." He told the accused he was guilty of "unspeakable cruelty to the animals he abused for his own sexual gratification," saying that the "pain and suffering was horrific."

Mr Baig was sentenced to three years in prison after admitting three counts of intentionally performing an act of penetration on live chickens, as well as possessing extreme pornographic images, making indecent photographs of children and possessing cocaine and cannabis resin. He was also banned for life from keeping any animal and he must be on the sex offender register for life. 

Mrs Baig pleaded guilty to three aiding and abetting counts for filming her husband. She was sentenced to six months in prison, suspended for 18 months, during which she must get rehabilitation. Despite prosecutors calling her a "willing participant", her defence team insisted she was coerced by an abusive husband whom she has since left.

In keeping with the British Code of Fair Play and Political Correctness, the court was told nothing about the ethnicity or religion of the loving couple, nor about their status in the Disunited Kingdom. Walt accepts that the abhorrent actions of two people should not be allowed to reflect badly on the majority of South Asian Muslim immigrants, who are undoubtedly decent, honest people of which type Britain needs 1000s more.

Further reading: Florida Republican hopeful Laura Loomer called Islam "a cancer on humanity". Click here to read her interview with Britain's Daily Mail, 20/10/20, in which she tells how she was banned From Twitter, PayPal and Uber, and had her bank account frozen. Such is the price of political incorrectness.