Scene at the APEC summit

I saw the clip on the toob yesterday of Brandon and Winnie Ille Pu (that's Latin, folks) staring at each other (sort of) across a Very Big Table. Senile Joe wasn't actually look at Xi, since he (Joe) was reading  his little speech from a laptop. Xi didn't look impressed.

World leaders react to Buffalo-area earthquake

President Brandon: Really? I thought it was me shakin' again. 

President Trump: More proof that America is weak!

Prime Minister McBlackface: I am invoking the Emergencies Act to mandate masks and vaccine booster shots for all Canadians. Only a tiny minority with unacceptable views will oppose me, and they will be crushed.

President Xi: China has more powerful earthquakes. Make us angry and we'll drop one from a balloon.

Secretary-General of the United Nations: The Security Council will pass a resolution condemning earthquakes, so that this can never happen again.

"Pope" Francis: Was it really an earthquake? Who am I to judge?

Walt Whiteman: Told ya so. Lifetime pct .989.

VIDEO: Canadians are asking themselves...

...to whose tune is this "Chinese foreign student" in Canada dancing? Answer below.

   

Answer: This gender-fluid individual is dancing to the tunes played by the Pied Piper of Peking, Xi Jinping. Didn't you know that?