Deported 15 times already, Mexican charged with CA hit-and-run

Believe it or not, some WWW readers don't read Fox News, because they are "resisters" who blame the Murdoch media for the election of President Trump. [Some of them don't read any news. They just surf the Net looking for porn. We know who you are! Ed.] Walt tries to keep his mind at least partially open, and reads an eclectic mix of alt-right and lamestream meeja every day... every bloody day...

Fox News covers not just American politics, but all the stuff you'd find in USA Today [which isn't saying much. Ed.] including a "Style + Beauty" section in which the boob-minded can find swimsuit pix... and more... FN also features the straight dope on stories that the mainstream jews media bury at the bottom of the inside pages, like this item from California.

An illegal immigrant – who had been deported 15 times – is accused of seriously injuring a 6-year-old boy in a Saturday night drunken driving hit-and-run crash, federal officials told the San Diego Union-Tribune. Constantino Banda-Acosta, a 38-year-old Mexican citizen, was kicked out of the USA 15 times in the past 15 years, with his most previous deportation coming January 18th.

Senor Banda-Acosta is accused of running a stop sign in the San Ysidro hit-and-run. He was taken into custody, about a half hour after the crash occurred, along with another man who was also an illegal immigrant. The injured boy, Lennox Lake, was coming home from Disneyland with his family on Saturday, and the group was about a block from their home when the collision happened.

The illegal immigrant was being held on $100,000 bail and had an arraignment set for today (Wednesday). He was arrested in 2006 on a DUI charge, had his license suspended three other times and also was accused of a domestic violence incident by his estranged wife.

What (Walt asks) should be done with a low-life scofflaw like this? How about keeping him in an American jail at a cost to taxpayers of over $100,000 per year? No good? How about deporting him? Oh... wait...

Walt's favourite Mexican joke

Ed. here. Walt's been a little under the weather (or so he says) and the news is depressing, so I'm going to tell you one of Walt's favourite jokes.

In the dusty little capital of an obscure Mexican state, two Mexicans (or course) -- Juan and Miguel -- are sitting on their haunches at the side of the main street, doing nothing in particular, when the most important man in the town, Don Felipe, rides by on his horse. As he passes, he tips his hat and says "Buenos dias, Miguel!"

Amazed, Juan asks Miguel, "You know Don Felipe? He knows you?!"

"Of course I know Don Felipe," replies Miguel. "Jos de odder day, I'm sitting right here, all by myself, doing notting, when Don Felipe rides by, jos like today. But dat day he stops in front of me, leans over and says, 'Miguel Ramirez, ees it true you are escrewing my wife?!'

"What could I say? Eet ees true, so I admit it, like a man. Den Don Felipe pulls out his pistola, points it at me, an says, 'I'll teach you a lesson! You get down dere behind my horse and eat some of dose bollas my horse has jos dropped on de road!'

"What could I do? I get down behind de horse and I start to eat de horse bollas! But den, Don Felipe is laughing so hard dat he drop heez pistola! So I grab it and point it at heem and I say, 'OK, big shot, now it's your turn! You get down off dat horse and YOU eat de horse bollas!' And he do it...

"So how can you ask me if I know Don Felipe? Why, jos de odder day I had lunch with him!"