No teats to pull
No hay to pitch
Just punch a hole
In the sonovabitch!
Showing posts with label Carnation Milk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Carnation Milk. Show all posts
Monday, August 26, 2019
Sunday, July 19, 2009
In praise of Carnation
For those who miss seeing the Google ads in the sidebar, here is a little ode to Carnation condensed milk:
Carnation Milk, the farm wife's friend,
Carnation Milk, the best in the land;
No tits to pull, no hay to pitch,
Just punch a hole in the sunuvabitch!
Carnation Milk, the farm wife's friend,
Carnation Milk, the best in the land;
No tits to pull, no hay to pitch,
Just punch a hole in the sunuvabitch!
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