Shock! Horror! Brandon farts in front of Duchess of Cornwall!

Mrs Charles Windsor, aka the Duchess of Cornwall, was reportedly blown away by US President Joe Brandon's massive eructation while they chatted during a reception at the COPOUT-26 climate summit last Monday.

In fact, she hasn't stopped talking about it! An informant told the Mail on Sunday that Camilla told her, "It was long and loud and impossible to ignore!"

Ironically, Sleepy Joe had earlier averred that one of the most important things society faces in the near term is to "reduce our methane emissions as quickly as possible." Walt sez, show some leadership, Joe!