From the village with the long name, Agent 9 sends this answer.
Only one paramedic responded to the 911 call from a woman who was about to give birth and had no-one to help her. Because of a power outage, the house was very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, aged only 3, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Colleen pushed and pushed and after a little while, wee Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom and Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "Spank his ass again! He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place!"
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