The final word on nutrition and heart health

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health, courtesy of Agent 46.

• The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.
• The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.
• The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.
• The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.
• The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Isn't it a relief, after all those conflicting studies, to know the truth?