Showing posts with label Chinese New Year. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chinese New Year. Show all posts

Monday, February 16, 2026

To all our Chinese readers and friends


Walt, Ed., and Poor Len wish all our Chinese friends and readers*


* We wish to point out that although WWW is banned in Communist China, we have we have Chinese readers in Taiwan, in the huge Chinese diaspora around the world, and (through VPN) even in Communist China itself. Our good wishes extend to the Chinese people... only!

Wednesday, January 29, 2025

Fun fact for Chinese New Year


Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, calls marketing "a dark science devoted to making people want t hings they don't need." Markeing ranks second on Mr Adams' list of Top Ten All-Time Evils. Here is the complete list.

1. Leadership - 2. Marketing - 3. Satan - 4. Human Resources - 5. Cannibalism - 6. Decaffeinated coffee - 7. Death squads - 8. Three-hour meetings - 9. Cats - 10. Hitler

Tuesday, January 28, 2025

To all our Chinese readers, friends and family


Walt, Poor Len [and Ed.! Ed.]
wish all our Chinese friends and readers
a happy and prosperous Year of the Snake!
GONG XI FA CAI!
KUNG HEI FAT CHOY!

Thursday, February 8, 2024

Happy Lunar New Year of the Dragon!


Walt and Poor Len [and Ed.] wish
all our Chinese friends and readers*


* We wish to point out that although WWW is banned in Communist China, we have we have Chinese readers in Taiwan, in the huge Chinese diaspora around the world, and (through VPN) even in Communist China itself. Our good wishes extend to the Chinese people... only!

Thursday, February 11, 2021

Happy New Year of the Ox


 Walt, Poor Len [and Ed.! Ed.]
wish all our Chinese readers and friends
HAPPY NEW YEAR OF THE OX, 2021

Friday, January 24, 2020

Happy Chinese New Year of the Rat! 恭喜发财!


Walt and Poor Len [and Ed.] wish
all our Chinese readers


Special shoutout to all those fighting for
democracy in Hong Kong!

向所有为香港争取民主的人们大声疾呼!

Friday, February 8, 2019

Walt will be back soon

Ed. here. Walt seems to be stuck somewhere in a bottle of 白酒, but promises to write something as soon as his hands stop shaking.

Sunday, February 3, 2019

Happy Chinese New Year of the Pig! 恭喜发财!

Walt and Poor Len [and Ed.] wish
a Happy New Year of the Pig
to all our Chinese readers!


May the coming year bring you
happiness and prosperity.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

恭喜发财!

Walt and Poor Len [and Ed.! Ed.]
wish all our Chinese readers
恭喜发财!


May the coming year bring you
happiness and prosperity.

Friday, January 27, 2017

恭喜发财!


Walt, Len [and Ed.! Ed.]wish all our Chinese friends and readers
a happy and prosperous
Year of the Rooster!


Sunday, February 7, 2016

Happy New Year of the Monkey

Walt and Poor Len
[and Ed.! Ed.]
wish all our Chinese readers,
agents and friends



HAPPY NEW YEAR
OF THE MONKEY
2016


Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Happy Chinese New Year + Know your Chinese sign


Walt, Poor Len [and Ed.!]
wish Agents 78 & 88
and all our Chinese readers


There is some confusion amongst us Westerners about what this coming year is called. Our agents tell us tell us it's the Year of the Sheep (绵羊) but other Chinese (and Vietnamese) say it's the Year of the Goat (山羊). The animal pictured above certainly looks like a goat. Or it could be the Year of the Ram (公羊) which I'm told is also correct. Since I'm one of whatever the animal is, I'll take the last one.

How do I know I'm a ram person? [No smart remarks, please. Ed.] I consulted the table below, which shows the years of the Chinese zodiac. It's a twelve-year cycle, so the last Year of the Ram was 2003, the one before that was 1991, and so on. If, like me, you're so old that you can't see your birth year in the diagram, just keep adding 12 to your birth year until you find the right one in the outer ring. Easy!

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Happy Chinese New Year!

Walt, Len [and Ed.!]
wish all our Chinese friends and readers
a happy and prosperous
Year of the Horse!
GONG XI FA CAI!
KUNG HEI FAT CHOY!

Thursday, February 7, 2013

恭喜发财!

恭喜发财!


Walt and Ed. wish a Happy New Year of the Snake
to all our Chinese readers!
May the coming year bring you happiness and prosperity.