True Facts Dept.: Canuckistan's apology bureaucracy

Before being crowned as leader of Canada's Natural Governing Party (read: Liberal Party), Just In Trudeau had a rather checkered career including a brief stint as a drama teacher. 

A self-identified thespian, he is very fond of producing and appearing in theatricals, including wearing blackface and colourful costumes, and has carried this fondness for dramatic gestures into his conduct as Prime Minister of All Canuckistan.

In particular, Blackie McBlackface has perfected the role of the penitent, apologizing profusely and crying on cue for the sins of white Canadians, living and dead, excepting (of course) himself.

The list of his misgovernment's official apologies is a long one, including (but not limited to):

- Indian residential schools

- the Komagata Maru incident

- Canada’s rejection of Jewish refugees from Nazi Germany in the 1930s, and

- the 1864 Chilcotin War. (He's done that one twice.)

This week, the National Post revealed that there are apparently so many apologies on the docket that Mr Socks' Liberal government maintains a National Apology Advisory Committee to manage them all. Really. You couldn't make this stuff up.

The next apology that the committee is advising? An apology for the racism faced by the No. 2 Construction Battalion, an all-black First World War military unit. Apparently they couldn't get it together for "Juneteenth", so it's scheduled for July.