Every once in a while I post a story about bestiality -- having sex with an animal -- because, to be honest, I find such stories weird and amusing. ["Is that a sin, Father?" Ed.] Last time, in a story from Zimbabwe, the animal was a goat. Today's story comes from closer to home, i.e. Starr County TX. According to the (UK) Daily Mail, a Mexican national named Jose Nino was arrested by sheriff's deputies after being tipped off by the Border Patrol that they witnessed a man who they said appeared to be "having sex with a cow." The CBP agents gave the deputies the location and a description of the suspect, and next thing you know it was cowitus interruptus! [Arrgghh! Ed.]
Reminds me of the old joke about the two British officers talking in the mess during the occupation of Egypt in World War I. "Did you hear about Medley-Jones?" says one to the other. "Got drummed out of the corp for having it off with a camel."
"Male or female camel?", asks the other.
"Female of course," responds the first. "Nothing wrong with old Smedley-Jones!"
Note from Ed.: I had a look through the archives and found that the Zimbabwe story was not the most recent on the topic of zoophilia. Just last december we posted "Egyptian woman jailed for sexual harassment... of monkey!" So let's hear from gender equity and species equity!
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