Thursday, August 24, 2017

Rapper shows smarts by watching solar eclipse without protection

Dis yere is Jo-Vaughn Virginie Scott, aka Joey Bada$$. He's not just an aspiring rapper who's struggling to turn his life around. He's an actual wrapper who's already released an album, All-Amerikkkan Bada$$, which tackles racism, mass incarceration and other "social justice" issues caused by white Amerikkka and especially General Lee.

Mr Bada$$'s debut single was called "Unorthodox". That proves he's not one to accept conventional wisdom about anything. If further proof was needed, he let the world know (by Twitter, of coursse) that he watched Monday's solar eclipse -- the whole thing -- without protection. Here are his tweets from the fateful day.


Wow! Dat'll show da whiteys! No way dis nigga's gonna pay fo a pair o' dose fly sunglasses! What could go wrong? Here's Joey Bada$$'s tweet from the following afternoon.


The cancellation was due, he said on Wednesday, to "unforeseen circumstances". He tweeted that he was "Seeing double, stacking triple", which seems to be a reference to vision problems... or something. Adding any further comment would be gilding the lily, so that's all for today, rap fanz.

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