The big event, held on the campus of Wake Tech Community College, was attended by about 250 people, according to the Cackler's staff. Some posts on X seem to refute this claim, as they show a half-empty room with no more than 100 people gathered.
Whether the real number is 250, 100 or fewer -- it's hard to count heads in this picture -- the rally must set some kind of record for Most Sparsely Attended political event since the Biden-Trump Debate, which had a live audience of roughly zero.
Be that as it may, the rally is notable for the announcement of Ms Harris' New Economic Plan. (The Communist Party of the Soviet Union is rumored to be planning a lawsuit for infringement of their trademark.) Since she was a more-than-usually vague on the details, Walt recommends reading the synopsis on the Babylon Bee, 18/8/24.
Kamala Harris Unveils New Economic Platform 'We Must Seize The Means Of Production And Execute The Bourgeoisie'
According to the Bee, her new economic policies include price caps for food, centralizing economic power, condemning capitalism, and calling for the arrest of all bourgeoise scum. Click here to read the full article.
...the Harris presidential campaign finally realized that the Vice President would be forced to address the most important issue of the election. Consequently, they cobbled together a speech and shoved Harris in front of the cameras last Friday so the voters could watch her read what her teleprompter plans to do about the economy and inflation.
And Harris said what it told her to say: "I will work to pass the first ever federal ban on price gauging [sic] on food.” Nor did she correct herself. She simply followed the teleprompter’s instructions to pause while her audience clapped like so many trained seals, then she continued to read her lines.
Thanks to BCF for making this accessible.
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