Miracle surgery performed in Toronto

Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favourite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and eight months later he performed a private concert for the Queen."

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them,
and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs! Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Premier of Ontario!"

Liberal thanks to Agent 9.

Note from Ed.: I'm pretty sure I heard that one in Iowa recently, except it wasn't Kathleen Wynne, but Hellery Clinton!